[[MORE]]Well, at least everyone else is happy.
feyminism: buttchesters: I didn’t mean to ship it, it just happened. #this will be the title of my biography
laufeysons: if you don’t hover over this text post, that’s cool, but i guess you’re going to miss
Anonymous asked: I want to make out with you, and more.
7th Grade me: I will never smoke weed in my life
12th grade me: Bruh
franksroofing: Every zoo is a petting zoo as long as you’re not a pussy
chekhov: What if I’m not sassy what if I’m just an awful person, like a genuinely self-involved narcissistic sociopath
I can barely keep up with myself let alone the Kardashians
lnternetexplorers: how do people just have casual sex with random strangers i can’t even order pizza over the phone
how do you expect me to do a homework assignment that requires a computer do you know what happens when i get near a computer this happens.